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S03 · E06
Christmas Special
11:01 — 11:04
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And I'd say, "Eyes on the keys, Jackie Boy. Keep your eyes on the keys..."
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My parents divorced when I was nine --
Every year the dreadful moment arrived
When I would catch Mr. Schwarz caressing my mother's bony thigh.
And I'd say, "Eyes on the keys, Jackie Boy. Keep your eyes on the keys..."
And they'd ask me to play "White Christmas"
And it would turn into some boozy, burlesque travesty!
Every time I hear that song I get aroused.
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