S03 · E06Christmas Special10:56 — 10:57

Every year the dreadful moment arrived

Colleen would bring her "friend" Mr. Schwarz over for dinner

And she'd make me play songs on the piano when she would sing to him.

My parents divorced when I was nine --

When I would catch Mr. Schwarz caressing my mother's bony thigh.

And I'd say, "Eyes on the keys, Jackie Boy. Keep your eyes on the keys..."

And they'd ask me to play "White Christmas"

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