“I didn't lie when I said I was going away.”

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With that bald salad-ruiner?!

I had 10 hours to force you to confront the soul-crushing horror

Of a life without me.

I didn't lie when I said I was going away.

I'm off to discover what makes me happy.

I have to find my bliss --

Which, for once, is not an acronym for "Beautiful Ladies In Short Shorts."

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