“My car ran out of gas on the Long Island Expressway.”

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I think I'm gonna need a tissue.

Am I supposed to drop this on the floor?

And while we're naming things,

My car ran out of gas on the Long Island Expressway.

Yes, sir.

Okay, Jack, I need a job. I'm looking for six figures --

Eight if you're counting cents, which I fell for once before.

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