“"If I can communicate with you telepathically, do I have a soul?"”

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Happiness. I've started to wonder if I'm happy.

Well, sir, if you have to ask, then... You're not.

It's like when a pig says,

"If I can communicate with you telepathically, do I have a soul?"

And then you're like, "No. Duh! Into the slaughtering chute!"

If you're right, I have a problem. And every problem can be solved.

As I was taught in Six Sigma:

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