“My boyfriend Razmig and I have hit a little rough patch.”

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Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand.

That way, when you're done, you have a treat.

- I wish I had your emotional intelligence.

My boyfriend Razmig and I have hit a little rough patch.

- Okay. Lay it on me.

- Well, I went home this afternoon to get some,

And I found Razmig banging the fattest chick I've ever seen.

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