“Took a picture of me in my poorly-lit dressing room?”

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I just found out this morning,

Teri Polo and Ving Rhames called me at home.

So what if a tour came by and some Fanny pack fatty

Took a picture of me in my poorly-lit dressing room?

And then they put the picture on the Internet?

That can't happen.

I need my special, pink-gel fluorescents,

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