“So what if a tour came by and some Fanny pack fatty”

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Oh, congratulations, Ms. Maroney.

I just found out this morning,

Teri Polo and Ving Rhames called me at home.

So what if a tour came by and some Fanny pack fatty

Took a picture of me in my poorly-lit dressing room?

And then they put the picture on the Internet?

That can't happen.

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