“It was picked up by our low-budget thriller,”

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Hosted by a supermodel and a soccer ball with a mustache.

- I met that soccer ball once at a no-hands-allowed sex party.

- then after another round of rewrites,

It was picked up by our low-budget thriller,

High-budget porno division, splatterflix,

And now it's a horror movie starring "any blonde actress."

- thank you.

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