“Hosted by a supermodel and a soccer ball with a mustache.”

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But everyone fell asleep during the table read,

So we moved it over to telemundo

Where they tried to turn it into a variety show

Hosted by a supermodel and a soccer ball with a mustache.

- I met that soccer ball once at a no-hands-allowed sex party.

- then after another round of rewrites,

It was picked up by our low-budget thriller,

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