“Of more than 20 minutes, I might as well be driving a party bus.”

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And we had a two-hour weather delay,

So naturally all the passengers got drunk.

Generally speaking, if there's a delay

Of more than 20 minutes, I might as well be driving a party bus.

It's just idiocy.

I don't know what's going on in this country.

- I know. People wear flip-flops to church.

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