S04 · E08Secret Santa15:06 — 15:07

Was my deadbeat dad.

Because I've never had a nice one.

Sometimes, my mom would take us to see Santa Claus,

But that's just because she suspected one of them

So I'd have to get on every Santa's lap

In the Bakersfield area and scream,

"You ought be ashamed of yourself, Travis!"

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