“Jetfun--is that the one with the footbaths?”

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He was only supposed to be here for a day,

But there's some big storm coming,

And his flight on jetfun got cancelled.

Jetfun--is that the one with the footbaths?

Oh, no, that's airbike.

They also have in-flight pornos and nbc news.

Jetfun's the one that hands out fresh popcorn.

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