“Well, we were trying for something dramatic, and I don't regret trying.”

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I got a welt on my ass the size of a Red Delicious apple.

- I'm very sorry to hear that, sir. - Yeah, well, Jack,

You really terrified the people with that fireworks special of yours.

Well, we were trying for something dramatic, and I don't regret trying.

Well, you got to try. As my old man always said, "if you try, you win."

And he was a hell of a garbageman.

I just want you to know we all still have a lot of faith in you, Jack.

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