“- I'm very sorry to hear that, sir. - Yeah, well, Jack,”

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I can't. I took my grandkids snorkelling at St. Barts,

Got stung by a jellyfish.

I got a welt on my ass the size of a Red Delicious apple.

- I'm very sorry to hear that, sir. - Yeah, well, Jack,

You really terrified the people with that fireworks special of yours.

Well, we were trying for something dramatic, and I don't regret trying.

Well, you got to try. As my old man always said, "if you try, you win."

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