“And I would sit in the dark and watch "The Love Boat."”

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When I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown,

And then I would mix orange soda and cream soda

In a champagne glass,

And I would sit in the dark and watch "The Love Boat."

Consequently, I have some weird sexual-fantasy stuff

About Gopher from "The Love Boat."

And I... Lied!

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