“And then I would mix orange soda and cream soda”

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But I will secretly vote for John McCain.

Here's one...

When I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown,

And then I would mix orange soda and cream soda

In a champagne glass,

And I would sit in the dark and watch "The Love Boat."

Consequently, I have some weird sexual-fantasy stuff

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