S01 · E18Fireworks5:41 — 5:43

She never would have married me.

If I told my wife in college,

"Hey, I'm gonna lose all this beautiful hair

And fart in my sleep for the next 20 years,"

Love is like an onion,

And you peel away layer after stinky layer

Until you're just... Weeping over the sink.

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