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S01 · E18
Fireworks
5:36 — 5:37
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If I told my wife in college,
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When you meet them, "Hi, I am so-and-so.
Here is all the weird stuff about me."
No, that would never work.
If I told my wife in college,
"Hey, I'm gonna lose all this beautiful hair
And fart in my sleep for the next 20 years,"
She never would have married me.
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