“Yeah, we lose half the congregation every time "American Idol" starts up.”

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No, we're the Eighth Day Resurrected Covenant of the Holy Trinity.

We haven't been Presbyterian for months.

And y'all always meet on Wednesday nights?

Yeah, we lose half the congregation every time "American Idol" starts up.

Reverend Gary's starting.

God sees the wicked one.

Eternal damnation is upon the sinner.

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