“We haven't been Presbyterian for months.”

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I'm glad to help you on your spiritual quest, Mr Jordan.

What kind of Presbyterian is this?

No, we're the Eighth Day Resurrected Covenant of the Holy Trinity.

We haven't been Presbyterian for months.

And y'all always meet on Wednesday nights?

Yeah, we lose half the congregation every time "American Idol" starts up.

Reverend Gary's starting.

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