“Hey, Jack. Do I look positively glowing?”

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For 17 years, I've been buying up old cases of surge cola,

And now I have one million surge points.

And that means I own you.

Hey, Jack. Do I look positively glowing?

Well, you do have the wind-battered face

Of a New England cod fisherman, if that's what you're asking.

No, I'm getting married. Jeez.

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