“"O. J., where are you?" And he was like,”

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Oh, I remember that.

My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot,

So I called him, and I was like,

"O. J., where are you?" And he was like,

"Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?"

For 17 years, I've been buying up old cases of surge cola,

And now I have one million surge points.

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