“And then I'd be the star of that dog-food commercial.”

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Why couldn't she have died when that rabid dog bit her?

- oh, it wasn't rabid.

I just said that so they'd have to put it down,

And then I'd be the star of that dog-food commercial.

- I had to walk an extra block

To get around your stupid crabcatchers.

My doctors have been very clear about this, jenna.

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