“I broke my nose, a gay rabbi chased me through midtown,”

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It looks like a swastika made out of penises.

- I know what it looks like!

Since you've been "helping" me, my life has gotten worse.

I broke my nose, a gay rabbi chased me through midtown,

And last night, paula wouldn't touch me looking like this.

Do you know what it's like to try to have sex

Wearing a child's little orphan annie wig?

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