“So, this is an early warning-- - wait, hold up.”

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I step on more wine glasses than he does.

- well, last year on this date, you flipped out

Because you didn't know it was the 14th.

So, this is an early warning-- - wait, hold up.

I didn't even know it was april.

I was gonna tell dot com

I loved his novel as an april fool's joke.

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