“I'm starting to think leap day william isn't even real.”

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- why the long face, son?

- I do have a long, elegant face, thank you,

But I can't enjoy your compliment, because I'm sad.

I'm starting to think leap day william isn't even real.

- I reckon you may be right.

Leap day william's probably just a tall tale told to kids

To help sell candy.

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