“"There will be no leap day bonuses this year.”

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- greetings, coworkers.

Uh, mr. Donaghy would like to inform you that,

"Unfortunately due to the obama worldwide recession,

"There will be no leap day bonuses this year.

"Mean laughter, sound of a drink being poured.

"What are you writing now, you slack-jawed donkey?

[Both grunt]

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