“I would kill to get hit in the crotch by a baseball today.”

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We're not going to chili's until I hit one.

Go tell the guy the machine's not fast enough.

Ow!

I would kill to get hit in the crotch by a baseball today.

Not only is my wife 12,000 miles away,

My mother-in-law has decided to visit.

Oh, no. I've never had a mother-in-law,

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