“You're going to want to watch this, folks,”

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I was the best they'd ever seen, and I blew it!

Peter Hornberger, a shoo-in for this Olympic squad,

About to arch.

You're going to want to watch this, folks,

So put down your Rubik's cube,

Turn off that Yakov Smirnoff standup tape,

And set all your swatches to right now.

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