“But it was too much math for a six-year-old.”

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"Hey, baby, what's wrong?"

You know, a great place to meet vulnerable women is weight watchers.

I did "watchers" to stay pageant-fit,

But it was too much math for a six-year-old.

Thank God I found cigarettes.

"Weight watchers," got it.

And if worse comes to worse,

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