“"I've gotten bigger. Why do I even bother dieting?"”

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I'd take a size six and put a size twelve sticker on it.

And then some thick girl would try to squeeze into it,

And come out of the dressing room like,

"I've gotten bigger. Why do I even bother dieting?"

And I'm all like,

"Hey, baby, what's wrong?"

You know, a great place to meet vulnerable women is weight watchers.

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