“You're upset that I didn't tell you about Criss.”

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Although I don't know for sure, because I refuse to read

Literature that questions the morality of war.

Look, clearly I hurt your feelings.

You're upset that I didn't tell you about Criss.

No, no, no, I'm quite over your subterfuge,

Although I do expect a note of apology.

And don't try to make it funny. Just apologize.

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