“But on the bright side, black hell does have a jukebox.”

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And receive my reward!

72 virgin margaritas, hold the salt.

Oh, I'm sorry I won't be seeing you in heaven, Mr. Spurlock.

But on the bright side, black hell does have a jukebox.

So you think this is your last day on Earth.

Well, I'll leave the thinking to other religions.

Well, you must have things you want to do before you die.

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