“- where was the baby conceived? - in my vagina.”

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- when are you due? - APRIL 20th, HITLER'S BIRTHDAY.

- what's your pediatrician's name?

- dr. Rufus t. Barleysheath.

- where was the baby conceived? - in my vagina.

- what names are you considering?

- rufus t. Barleysheath. - how are you feeling?

- oh, a little achy and nauseous,

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