“"When the birds first started attacking us,”

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"Two days ago, when people thought of a mudslide,

"They just thought of getting drunk in an applebee's.

"But now we know it as the thing that destroyed denver.

"When the birds first started attacking us,

"We all thought it was pretty funny and made hitchcock jokes.

"But we're not laughing now,

"Because our laughter excites the birds sexually.

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