“Because it died in a cockfight last night.”

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- thanks, jack, for coming to this emergency meeting.

I'm sorry I'm four hours late,

But my alarm clock didn't go off

Because it died in a cockfight last night.

- tracy, what can I do for you?

- well, it's come to my attention that I'm going to die.

- oh, please, you have nothing to worry about.

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