“- well, johnny appleseed was a real guy,”

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- liz, quick question about the johnny appleseed sketch.

Does it hurt it if we can't call him johnny appleseed?

- yes. Why?

- well, johnny appleseed was a real guy,

And his descendants are very litigious.

So here is a list of the names that legal says we can use.

Jerry bananaseed. And nothing else.

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