“- I'll tell you why he's lucky. He's got an old dad.”

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Every woman my boy dates will get compared to me,

And they will be found wanting.

- he's very lucky to have you as his mother.

- I'll tell you why he's lucky. He's got an old dad.

- I'm sorry?

- I had an old dad. It was awesome.

I could get away with anything.

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