“- were you in the army? - OH. [Chuckles] NO.”

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I go to islanders fantasy camp every year.

- you must be a strong skater. - well, I can't go backwards.

But, yeah, I'm good.

- were you in the army? - OH. [Chuckles] NO.

Better-- civil war reenactor.

Kind of an expert at getting shot

By, uh, smooth-bore firearms, you know?

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