“The song you're so vain was, in fact, written by me.”

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I once hit a stand-up triple off fidel castro.

I was the first person ever to say,

"I need a vacation from this vacation."

The song you're so vain was, in fact, written by me.

In other words, I have lived.

In living, I have learned.

And now I want to impart that knowledge to you.

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