“- will I even be there for his first subpoena?”

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I will be 70 years old when my son graduates prep school.

- oh, come on. Is this about my old-dad thing?

I was joking.

- will I even be there for his first subpoena?

Will I ever experience the father-son bonding

Of realizing you were both

At the same masked orgy in a castle?

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