“Instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do.”

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And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame

And strip clubs are gross.

I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher

Instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do.

I want someone with clean hands and feet

And beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince.

And I want him to genuinely like me,

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