“To make room for the family I thought we'd have.”

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When I was first married to my ex-wife,

We were in the basement.

Over the years, I kept buying the floors above me

To make room for the family I thought we'd have.

Well, now I have something better than a family.

A walk-in humidor, a lap pool,

And a replica of the Irish pub where my grandmother was born.

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