“You're not going to find him in the people's gaypublic of drugifornia.”

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Okay. I saw a few good alternative comics in San Francisco.

San Francisco?

I asked you to find an actor from Middle America, a real person.

You're not going to find him in the people's gaypublic of drugifornia.

Jeez, relax. I'm also setting up auditions in Toronto.

Canada? Why not just go to iraq?

The television audience doesn't want your elitist East Coast,

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