“Liz, I don't if you saw the crawl on the TV guide channel,”

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Really? I did big sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.

Oh, no, this big brother isn't affiliated with the mentoring program.

It's an organization that secretly watches people and makes sure they're behaving properly.

Liz, I don't if you saw the crawl on the TV guide channel,

But I've agreed to star in a sexy, supernatural thriller in the vein of Twilight and True Blood.

Oh, that's good. The vampire movies are hot right now.

This is actually a werewolf picture that, for tax reasons, is shooting in Iceland.

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