“Oh, yes. I also help out at the pants for zoo animals program and big brother.”

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Ms. Lemon, would it be all right if I only worked 20 hours today?

I'm volunteering at an animal shelter later on.

Oh, of course. I didn't know you did volunteer work.

Oh, yes. I also help out at the pants for zoo animals program and big brother.

Really? I did big sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.

Oh, no, this big brother isn't affiliated with the mentoring program.

It's an organization that secretly watches people and makes sure they're behaving properly.

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