“I have mercury poisoning from obsessively taking my rectal temperature.”

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But I have to go home for the day.

Gotcha. So you're sticking with the passive-aggressive acting out.

No, it's not acting out.

I have mercury poisoning from obsessively taking my rectal temperature.

And cup holders. Everyone loves cup holders.

Okay, I've been up for the last 50 hours, but I think this is a good idea.

Let's get rid of the oven entirely and replace it with an am/fm radio.

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