“After the election, I could have had any ambassadorship I wanted.”

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So I spent all last fall raising money, worming my way into the Obamas' inner circle.

Oh, my God, Malia, he did not say that!

Let's text him now.

After the election, I could have had any ambassadorship I wanted.

Even to the world's gayest country, Ireland.

Instead, I suggested that I take on this task force.

See, I had you in my sights the whole time.

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