“And since american idol is not on till january, that left the united states government.”

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It was a year ago that you kicked me to the curb.

I began plotting my revenge that very day.

I knew that I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE

And since american idol is not on till january, that left the united states government.

So I spent all last fall raising money, worming my way into the Obamas' inner circle.

Oh, my God, Malia, he did not say that!

Let's text him now.

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